Nancy Pelosi Digs to China
or, How Can Such a Ding-a-ling be so Rich and Powerful?
"When I was a little girl, I was told at the beach if I dug a hole deep enough, we would reach China, so we've always felt a connection there," Pelosi said.
Back when I was just a small child, I, along with my two-siblings and neighborhood cohorts, dug an EPIC hole to China in my backyard. Of course, we all thought we’d come out in China upside down, but the only thing that happened was that we were grounded until we made the world a safer place from invading Ardis Ave Marauders by making the hole disappear.
I think at this point in the collapsing empire, we the people would be better served if our leaders were chosen by random in a national lottery of all age-appropriate candidates. We’d be sure not to do as bad as what we have now, and, perhaps, be measuredly better off, because the persons would be selected from regular people, not mass-murdering, sociopaths?
The Speaker of the House, arguably the 3rd most powerful person in the world, and, certainly, the most powerful woman, must have thought she was appeasing China by exposing her “deep” (LOL) connection to the country she just provoked by her dismissive visit to Taiwan. When I watched her saying this, I did a spit-take with my ice tea. These comments came after her incomprehensible and provocative trip to Taiwan and after another incomprehensible rant about “Byrd baths,” and “privilege scrubbing.”
I understand that it is is super-fashionable to hate Trump and all the “cool” kids are doing it, but I wish those bashing Trump knew a little bit about the Pelosi Crime Family.
I ran for office against her in 2008, and our campaign exposed so many of her shady dealings: how her vineyard workers were not unionized; how, as ranking member of the House Intelligence Committee, she not only approved of Bush’s torture crimes, but was reported as saying, “can’t we do it harder?” My campaign’s biggest beef against her was that as House Speaker, she refused to hold the Bush/Cheney Murder, Inc accountable for destroying two countries and killing thousands of U.S. troops based on lies.
"Don't worry, my love, impeachment is off the table."
Recently, though, there are many aspects of her character, or lack thereof, that should be held open to the light of day, and, exposed, if not prosecuted.
Remember during the lockdown when she was caught on surveillance equipment getting her hair done at a San Francisco salon, during the time every salon and barber shop were closed all over California? I never thought they should have been closed, but the diktats were obviously for us, not the Pelosis, or Newsoms of the state. Her locked-down, masked, and fearful district didn’t care that she did it, but the poor salon owner was hounded out of the state for exposing Pelosi’s hypocrisy! “This is a petty concern,” some would say, but I would say that those people are WRONG. Thousands of small businesses had to close for good, lives ruined, and mental health problems are pandemic because of the rules for We, not Thee.
Since the Pelosi family are worth well over 100 million, it’s understandable that poor Paul, Sr would not be able to afford an Uber when he was out drinking and needed to swerve and crash his way home.
On May 28th, Paul, Sr was arrested for driving under the influence, and since then, it has been revealed that he also had “drugs” in his system and the other driver was injured. California has very strict DUI penalties that should be applied evenly to every irresponsible asshole that gets behind the wheel after indulging, but it doesn’t. If you’re named Pelosi, you will get a slap on the wrist, and be able to pay the fine out of your milk money. I am sure if someone with the surname of Trump did something like that, he/she would get the proverbial book thrown at them!
The news should be all a-twitter about Hunter and Joe Biden’s influence peddling schemes, but it’s not. It’s clear to anyone who isn’t blinded by weird partisan loyalties that the Biden family gives slimy crooks a bad name. Maybe Pelosi can eat brunch with the “Breakfast Tacos” (ref: Dr. Jill Biden) while she’s digging her hole to China? I cringe when I think of how Pelosi, Dr. Jill and Kopmala Harris are setting back the gains women have made and making us all look like empty-headed morons.
So, a la the Biden Crime family, it looks like Pelosi is dragging Paul, Jr around the world to capitalize and profit off of lithium mining. She recently flew him (probably at tax-payers’ expense) with her (on official government business) to Ukraine and Taiwan: two countries who shockingly, and coincidentally, <snark> have large lithium mining concerns. And a la Hunter and Burisima Holdings, Paul, Jr. is getting cushy, high-paying consulting, or board positions with these earth-rapists. Now I know why she went to Taiwan, to enrich her family even more and even at the risk of war with another nuclear superpower. Nancy cares as much about world peace as I do about how many cartons of ice cream she has in her designer fridge.
So, the U.S. has doddering and dithering profiteers in key leadership roles—my question is why do the voters put up with these facts? Why isn’t there a huge outcry on Twitter for Pelosi, Biden, ad nauseam, to be raided, and restitution demanded?
This is why:
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