"She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie...cocaine"

The White House is a Gangster's Paradise

“Culprit unlikely to be found.”

Wow, the mystery surrounding the cocaine discovered in the White House is turning out to be the crime of the century and will probably never be solved. Forget who killed the Lindbergh baby, or the Black Dahlia, perhaps, people decades from now will be watching analysis of this True Crime in their living-pods on their VR brain implants. Will amateur sleuthing still be a thing after the US blows up the planet?

This ain’t “Nancy Drew and the Case of the Mystery Cocaine,” Or “Encyclopedia Brown Finds a Coke Addict.”

Do you ask yourself these questions like I do?

1. How does one get an illegal substance into the White House? I mean, I am sure there have been countless times when drugs, (FDR was a purported sniffer of the coke because of his frailments), prostitutes (both sexes), and other contraband have been brought into the White House through the back door, if you know what I mean. I was in Vermont one time and met a man who claimed to be a Marine at the White House who was charged by Jimmy and Rosalynn Carter to purchase weed for Amy. They thought that would be safer for their daughter than just letting her go out and get weed and smoke it in a park with her friends, like I had to do. Also, I had a chat with Gore Vidal once in his Hollywood Hills estate and he recounted his first- hand experience of prostitutes being brought in the “back door” for JFK. The Secret Service may facilitate and/or cover up crimes by the POTUS, or Worst Family, but they don’t call the WDCFD to verify an unknown substance. What’s up with this one?

2. Has the salaciously hedonistic, garbage human, Bunter Hiden, who has recorded himself using drugs countless numbers of times (once driving a car through a residential neighborhood) graduated from crack to cocaine? He was in residence at the White House right before, and after, this happened. If it were his drugs, would that be a violation of his sweetheart plea deal? Hasn’t Bunter Hiden done enough to undermine national security and the fake image of, not just his own Crime Family, but, also, the bloodstained Oval Office?

3. Where was the cocaine actually found? I have seen confused coverage that I am sure is being designed to obfuscate the issue. Here come the subsections of this outline:

   A) A library in the West Wing. (business)

   B) A work area in the East Wing (residence)

   C) A cubby hole in a hallway in the West Wing

   D) A floor in a hallway in the West Wing

4. Is security at the most guarded building in the world so lax it’s possible to sneak in cocaine? Did some lowly secretary, or housekeeper convey a bag of it in their prison pouches right past trained people and dogs? I have never been inside the White House and in fact, in 2010, I was banned from even stepping inside an invisible perimeter that went around it for four-months with threats of six-months in jail if I made a misstep. During that time period, every time I stepped foot in Lafayette Park, Park Police would surround me and remind me of the restraining order against me. However, I have spent a lot of time in its vicinity. There are snipers on the roof and anti-aircraft guns. There is so much security there that I was on first name basis with some Secret Service agents and other po-po. In Crawford, TX I was given a Secret Service name, “The Tornado.” Anyway, what I am saying, is they are trained to take a bullet for their subjects, not expose them to harm.

5. How does such a scandal-ridden family float to the top of global power and prominence like a turd in a punchbowl? The Bidens are collectively ignoring Bunter’s illegitimate child adorable Navy and won’t allow her their name (who would want it?). Bunter loves to record himself committing crimes and even admitted to them in his book, but he is still alive and a free-person who is able to further compromise an entire nation. Sloppy Joe’s daughter Ashley has been in rehab for her drug and sex addictions and complained about being forced to shower with her father, Pedo Joe. The Biden Crime family has been proven to have taken tens of millions of dollars for influence peddling. Bunter has been “sexually inappropriate” with his niece Natalie, while sleeping with her mother, his brother Beau’s widow, Hallie, while sexting Hallie’s sister. Goddess! Every day I mourn the loss of my Eagle Scout, altar serving, CCD teaching (Catholic religious education), Army specialist son, Casey, while Bunter Hiden tears a swath of destruction through his own life and the lives of his family. AND to top things off, Sloppy Joe was a huge supporter of the war that killed my son and over a million other people. Nothing is fair, or just.

6. Does the CIA have surplus cocaine lying around from their global drug trade? Should someone ask William Burns if he knows where is all of his cocaine? Was it a leftover from Zelensky’s last visit?

   

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7. This brings me to my last question, for now: Is this further proof that the establishment is throwing Sloppy Joe under the bus, or kicking his deranged ass to the curb? Hmmmm.

I lied, one more question: Is it taking so long to reveal the surveillance footage so they can doctor it like they did the Pelosi-Hammer-Caper? The corporate Biden Shills are telling us even with every inch of the White House being surveilled that this puzzling mystery may never be solved—where’s Sherlock when we need him, or even Monk or Columbo? Being an amateur sleuth who literally slays at Clue, I think I have solved it:

It was Colonel Mustard in the Library with a rolled up C-note.

See ya later, Shweetheart.

PS: White House spokes-airhead Karine Jean-Pierre was “grilled” by “journalists” asking her if there would be a vigorous investigation of the Cocaine Caper, and, if found, would the culprit be prosecuted, and she was very vague—why? Imagine being the press secretary of the most scandal ridden regime in a long time?

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