A Solar Eclipse of the Heart (MEME DROP)
What do you think will happen April 8th? (READER POLL)
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In 2024, I would hope that humankind has evolved past woo-woo, superstitious b.s., but, there is a certain element that is freaking the eff out over this natural, celestial event.
Please take the below poll to express your views:
What time is the total solar eclipse on April 8? Search your ZIP code for a viewing guide
WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS?
CATACLYSM OR SNOOZE-FEST, OR SOMETHING IN BETWEEN?
And finally, from the flat earthers:
On this day only of the solar eclipse 2024 Jesus will visit 7/11 and buy a Reese’s peanut butter cup which he will return with to his cave in the Adirondack Mountains so he can be happy for one day while everyone else will be in a frenzy over the disappearing sun. (As usual). He might
mumble “When will these morons learn ?” But he already knows the answer. (J told me he actually likes rhetorical questions. go figure) Personally I have my cardboard glasses, my gummies with just the right amount of THC, a flask of tequila and a box of chocolates. My “alien” buddies will be visiting the Pascagoula River living the life with Calvin and Charlie in Tennessee. I’ll pray all the folks in America wake the f up and kick all the corrupt politicians out of office. Holy Christ can that actually happen? Get rid of loony billionaires as well. Send them on a deep dive to the bottom of the Atlantic. It would be a miracle!!! Where’s my god damn tequila?
I will be wearing my MADA cap: "Make America Dark Again"