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Can anyone explain why (otherwise) intelligent people don't see what we see, and hear what we hear, in these characters?

Clown Show.

That's what I see. (Guess I'm a weirdo.)

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They obviously see what we see, but they are so invested in the two-party lie, people will defend these monsters against their own better judgments and interests. For example, people defending Trump even though he is the creator of the Trump Operation Warp Speed poison.

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Allegedly, he also lifted the ban on cluster bombs being used.. after Bush of all people banned them. Read that somewhere, but have not verified it.

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That's lying.

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Because the 2 nerds of Biden and Harris make them feel bright and intelligent in themselves, distracting them from the truth and what is going on; whilst they sit back swearing and thinking "I could do a better job than that"; they also divide society. Reverse or Applied psychology.

Same thing with that prat "Zelenskyy " in Ukraine and same with most of the WEF "young global leaders around the "Western World" today, leading our nations (?), same since the plandemic started. Think of them and look at them ... all weird and seriously lacking in one way or the other.

Clown show indeed, but the bigger picture is that "The World's a stage" and the masses are the audience with their mouths wide open in amazement as the "smoke and mirror" illusions are played out.

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We have one of those WEF clowns here too. His name is Turdeau.

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Yes, he was on my list I was writing as the examples...had him top until I then added Macron, Boris Johnson, Merkel, Mr. Ed from NZ and this latest round .. so deleted the list as I could not decide who was the biggest c*** between them.

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At least NZ has booted Jacinda.

Canadians have to wait until 2025 but I can't.

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I do not understand why the h3ll he is still in power, but hey-ho !.

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One woman I know voted for Lord Good Hair because "he's cute."

We are sooo hooped.

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Cracks me up how they are not even trying to pretend they aren't monster-clowns, anymore.

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No doubt about it, we are living in an Idiocracy.

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Fear not, PJ, for Common Sense Man is here...' JP's Rescuing America from Idiocracy!'

www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmsLtKvCDiQ

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It’s a shame such obvious incompetence is apparently competent enough to keep most of the world stuck in the elevator with her. Would be refreshing to see an eruption of seriously dedicated investigative journalists mass to turn harshly bright doxing lights of inquiry toward the actual, criminal, unconstitutional power wielding puppet-handlers, and keep it there until all the players, their networks, history and goals are as commonly known to all as the sound of our fake VP’s nauseating cackle.

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Shits and Giggles 2024.

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(your handle is my third green eye envy😂)

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SHITSANDGIGGLE.JPEG

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I don't know how, or even if it's possible to post memes/photos on substack threads, but I do have a good one for this.

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The goal of transportation is to get people where they need to go. Brilliant.

Cindy that was torture! Still, though, the worst thing for me is the cackle.

I'm beginning to wonder if we're in a "Being There" type situation. And the vast majority of my friends on the left are still defending all this as normal, as well as pretending that Fetterman is healthy as a horse.

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Ugh, it's crazy, huh?

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In fairness, the VP is a meaningless job, and both parties fill it with intentionally stupid people who won't cast shade on the Pres. The last VP who really did a job was Alben Barkley, who ended up as Truman's VP by accident, not by politics. Barkley was a former Senator who turned the assigned duty of presiding over the Senate into a fulltime job.

He also finished his life better than any other politician.

"I would rather be a servant in the House of the Lord than sit in the seat of the mighty."

And the Lord said "Your wish is my command!"

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However, many VPs rise(?) up the the position of P.

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seems like the big guy brought to new levels of low

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For Kamala Harris, AI = Articulative Inelegance

https://nedb.substack.com/p/for-kamala-harris-ai-articulative

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Yep

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Kammie means well, for the 1%.

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Yes, her ilk

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Oh my gawwwd! Even a 5th grader would have said something "more intelligent!" Uuuggghhhh! Cindy, an FYI for you. RFK will be going to Capitol Hill to "testify about ending the staggering, vicious, ruthless, relentless censorship! Bringing all the Constitutional Lawyers too. I am thinking as food for thought for you! Bring the peace movement back, End Ukraine and all wars, etc. Thurs. July 20, 2023. I am trying to find out if any "Busses to DC" will be heading that way. Would love for you to be there!

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I testified on Capitol Hill 18 years ago.

I may as well have talked to myself.

Thanks

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Here you go Cindy.

3 whole letters to repeat.

Enjoy. (Kamala has a walk-on.)

https://youtu.be/NzSGXrNmrxg

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'Here We Go Round the Mulberry Bush' aka, rinse&repeat says this ol'mechanic

youtube.com/watch?v=tuR7PKsEkXk

Apply to Be the Next White House Press Secretary!

AwakenWithJP

gideonbrown4215-

“Serving your government while disserving your country.”

Boom. New T-shirt.

jibblejabjoe-

Porky Pig would be a great Whitehouse secretary.

“Th-the-the-the that’s all folks!”

=Transcript=

Press Secretary

nothing has changed nothing has changed

and I will leave it there anything else

I will refer you to the White House

Council this is not a change I just

answered the question you asked you just

asked me do does my statement change I

just told you nothing has changed that's

answering the question

JP

at the White House we're hiring a new

press secretary are you at best

moderately educated

 while carrying a low

level of intelligence are you completely

willing to not use any of your education

or what little intelligence you do have

Press Secretary

I don't have anything I I don't have

anything I don't have anything I don't

have anything I don't have anything I

just don't have anything I don't have

anything we don't have anything we just

don't have anything don't have anything

JP

are you up 

to the task of giving

nonsensical answers to very sensible

questions 

Press Secretary

so if you think about the 707

777 737 730 737 000. 

JP

are you good at

saying what cocaine if so please put in

your application now to be the next

White House Press Secretary 

Press Secretary

why is the

administration flying thousands of

migrants from the border to Florida and

New York in the middle of the night

uh well I'm not sure that's in the

middle of the night presents I've ever

been to the southern border in his life

yes I will have to get look back in my

history books 

in terms of specific

conversations I'd refer you to the state

department they would have more

specifics 

I would send you to DHS for

any more specifics our first couple

JP

press secretaries have aged like rotten

meat 

and if you apply now you could be

the next one to get chewed up and spat

out as you 

serve your government while

deserving your country

Press Secretary

 I just commented

I just commented we're moving on go

ahead go ahead

JP

 do you have enough

unwavering loyalty where you're willing

to deny obvious facts

 are you willing to

deny the existence of things in reality

like laptops bribery schemes and gravity

would you

 like to be hated 

are you

already a felon can you tell lies

without blinking or losing eye contact

if so

 that's the kind of Integrity we're

looking for

Press Secretary

 to the con let me finish to

the con let me finish let me let me give

you let me give you the facts here and I

know that can be inconvenient but I

think they're important in this moment

JP

the job of White House Press Secretary

he comes with many perks such as

moderate pay being seen as a liar and

being despised of 

and it also comes with

a disappearance clause in case you fall

too far out of line

 if you check two or

more diversity boxes and have no

conscience

 you are more than qualified

to represent our Administration 

Press Secretary

go ahead

no go ahead I already answered your

question go ahead well I I did well it's

your it's your opinion it's your opinion

it's your opinion that is your opinion

go ahead go ahead but

JP

 if you don't meet

our diversity requirements that would

make you well qualified for this

position as part of your application

process you can

 go through a sex change

racial change or species change

surgeries with our White House physician

who identifies

 as a doctor 

once the

blood stops dripping and your wounds

start healing you'll have the diversity

necessary for us to seriously consider

you as a candidate 

do you have the

ability

 to give condescending answers to

journalists who haven't taken the Blood

Oath yet

 are you good at expressing

contempt 

are you sociopathic enough that

you don't care how terrible of a person

we require you to be

Press Secretary

 we're gonna have to

go on I'm sorry Emerald I think you've

had plenty of time today go ahead um go

ahead

JP

 part of the job of press secretary

is for you to be unlikable enough that

Americans everywhere develop a seething

hatred towards

 you

 this helps divert

their hatred away from our

Administration

Press Secretary

 and on to you the

president as you know

um

uh you know

again I appreciate the question and I

get it and the president understands uh

you guys want to ask him questions and

have the opportunity uh for him to

answer your questions 

JP

we have a 2024

election to win so taking one for the

team is just part of the job in addition

to the moderate levels of pay

 and high

levels of hatred that you get

 there's

many other perks to the job like

excellent medical coverage that includes

mandatory gender surgeries

 for your

children that your husband gives birth

to dental vision

 and you'll also be

among the first to pretend to receive

new inoculations

 that we force you to

shove 

down the throats of Americans

Press Secretary

anything else that you have on this

Peter I would refer to the White House

Council Peter I'm not we just went back

Peter the time to be of service to the

Bilderberg Group is now accordingly 

JP

to

see if you have what it takes to be the

next White House Press Secretary just go

to

satanislord.gov forward slash press

secretary and fill out an application

today

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What can you say? Kamala really "spells it out." If Space Cadets could fly, she'd be dangerous. Good thing Floppy Joe's sharp as a tack, denouncing Russia for its inhumane attack upon--Russia.

At least Biden and Kamala are making the MSM work extra hard running cover for them, so they get a taste of more work for less pay...

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Bring- on- more -MGKDIA-memes...c/o DANIEL D... ' Speaking of being happy, here’s the Happy Husky with some stupid dog jokes... https://tinyurl.com/ytc6hspj ... https://aghostinthemachine.substack.com/p/memetic-mania-17-july-2023

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Is Kammie smarter than a fifth grader? Her secrets are found in the number of syllables she uses in her words...ignoramus.

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B2 elaborates further... babylonbee.com /news/ai-czar-harris-announces-she-has-figured-out-what-ai-stands-for

A.I. Czar Harris Announces She Has Figured Out What A.I. Stands For

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a speech given this week, Vice President and Artificial Intelligence Czar Kamala Harris proudly announced that after months of dedicated research and extensive study, she has determined what the initials A.I. stand for.

"This discovery is the result of intense research," Harris said to the media. "It is with great pride that I am here to let the world know that the letters ‘A.I.' actually stand for ‘Artificial Intelligence.' At no point in the history of A.I. has this secret been known. I have gained this knowledge and now know this knowledge. Because after you gain knowledge, you then know it. This is how knowledge works. HA HA HA HA HA HA HE HE HE HE HA HA!"

Experts applauded Harris for uncovering the long-unknown secret. "All this time, I was wondering what it was I was an expert in," said A.I. Expert Professor Blake Rumsey at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology A.I. Lab. "The Vice President must have access to the most brilliant scientific minds in the world. It's wonderful to have such an intellectual powerhouse at the highest levels of our government. Thanks, Kamala!"

Harris maintained the importance of her discovery. "There is intelligence that is artificial, and intelligence that is actual," she explained. "There is also actual artificial intelligence, which in this case would be ‘A.A.I.' which I will now be learning about so that I may, in fact, know that knowledge."

At publishing time, Harris was reportedly telling her aides that her next task was to learn what the definitions of the words "artificial" and "intelligence" are.

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ROFL... that is pure entertainment... thanks for your Guru Kamala's shits and giggles, Cindy :^D

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