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Gavin Newsolini is an Idiot AND a Liar!

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NEWSOLINI’S CALIFORNIA

For those of you who might not know, Newsolini, the sleeze-ball, idiot, liar, and all around dumba$$ is the governor of my state, California.

Because of what Newsolini did to this state during the shamdemic, particularly, I would have a hard time not punching him in the throat if given the opportunity: (I would not really do that, NSA).

Young people lost almost two-years of important education and social development during his mandated school closures; tens of thousands of seniors/disabled people lost their lives when he forced care home to house ill patients (what they were ill with is debatable); many small businesses were shuttered permanently; gyms, beaches, and parks, were closed, but liquor stores and McDonatd’s remained open; and etc; while his children went to school and he ate with others INDOORS at the French Laundry in Napa. Out of all the politicians in my life (besides George War Criminal Bush), Newsolini has had the largest deleterious effect on my personal life.

Crime, homelessness, and opioid addiction/deaths are out of control in this state, and it’s not okay, here.

In the below article, which I posted in full (original link) Newsolini sounds like Dodo Joe Biden lying about some of his experiences, right? Corn Pop, hairy legs, grades, getting arrested with Nelson Mandela in South Africa (and so much more!). I, for one, don’t believe that Gavin Newsom ever shopped at Target and that no one recognized that large, greasy a$$hole who was stalking “shoplifters” while he was shopping for his organic, free-range, ethically-sourced, eco-friendly hair lube? (Actually, he probably uses Vitalis like my father-in-law used to).

What do you think?

Gavin Newsom discusses shoplifting incident he witnessed. ‘Where’s your manager?’

By Andrew Sheeler,

3 days ago

California Gov. Gavin Newsom saw a shoplifting at a local Target. But the real controversy came when a clerk did nothing—and blamed the governor for motivating her not to act.

Newsom was shopping at a Sacramento area Target. It’s unclear when the alleged incident occurred. Target Corporation did not respond to The Bee’s request for comment by deadline.

The governor discussed the incident during a Zoom call to promote Proposition 1, a ballot measure to restructure mental health and substance abuse treatment in the state and also address the homelessness crisis. A recording of the account was shared on X, formerly Twitter, by San Jose Mercury News reporter Gabriel Lorenzo Greschler.

“As we’re checking out, the woman says, ‘Oh, he’s just walking out, he didn’t pay for that.’ I said, ‘Why didn’t you stop him?’ She goes, ‘Oh, the governor.’ I swear to God, true story, on my mom’s grave,” Newsom said in the recording.

“‘The governor lowered the threshold, there’s no accountability,’” the cashier said, according to Newsom, who said he responded, “‘That’s just not true.’ I said we have the 10th toughest, $950, the 10th toughest (felony theft threshold) in America. She didn’t know what I was talking about.”

The cashier did not recognize Newsom at first, the governor said.

Newsom stressed that California has the 10th lowest felony theft threshold in the country, saying “No one gives a damn about it, right?”

“And I said it’s just not true, and she said we don’t stop them because of the governor. And then she looks at me twice and then she freaks out, she calls everyone over, wants to take photos,” Newsom said in the video.

“I’m like, ‘No, I’m not taking a photo. We’re having a conversation, where’s your manager? Why are you blaming the governor? And it was, you know, $380 later, and I was like, ‘Why am I spending $380, everyone can walk the hell right out?’”

Newsom has called for California lawmakers to toughen the penalties for people who steal in order to resell, as well as those who actually resell stolen property. He also has called for clarifying the state’s penal code to allow law enforcement to aggregate multiple thefts together in order to reach the felony threshold.

That legislation is pending consideration by state lawmakers.

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