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Que Mala ought to take dialect lessons from Obomba because that was a pretty sloppy accent, part Southern, part New England. :)

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True dat

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I've been calling him "Barack O'Bushma" and "Barack O'Bomber" for years. The Left-out part (pun more or less intended): Obama was half-white, or our first Half-White President. His Mama, a white gal from Kansas, is always air-brushed out of the conversation. Apparently, she was doing CIA-things in Indonesia in the middle 60s: a little ethnography over here, some anti-Communist genocide over there.

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I've always thought that, too. He was the first HALF black President.

Not that it matters. They're all half assed.

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True story!

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thanks for keeping us going, Cindy. now I'm going to talk my walk. happy Wednesday!

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Definitely Chameleon Kamala (she also tried a Georgia accent & a French accent):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_2KWWPpUQk

https://babylonbee.com/news/how-kamala-addresses-crowds-of-each-race

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Imposter Syndrome!! LMAO

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Big Trouble in Tiny Town, the story of the USA Today. Auto-correct just "capitalized" the "t," so I don't have to dot it (with eyes crossed, of course). "Que Mala's" still the Toast of the Town (it's Happy Hour: Whee!), but she's toast while Orange Marmalade Man keeps yapping his yap, and all of the good folks love to yap up the yap, clap-trap yap. Thank you for your amazing humorous, satirical, posts: it does a psychical body good.

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Remember the kid who tried too hard to be cool in high school, and everyone despised even more? That’s Kamala

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