Take the color of the underwear you are currently wearing
Combine with your birth month:
January: Hairy Tongue
February: Epsilon
March: Kangaroo
April: Dread Pirate
May: Five G
June: Big Shitty
July: Bill Gates
August: Miller-Lite
September: Fuzzy Navel
October: Fauci
November: Engorged
December: Commie
End with your favorite domesticated pet:
Dog: Pox
Cat: -decitis
Lizard: 19
Fish: Rheumatism
Bird: Infection
Hamster: Inflammation
Snake: In-grown toenail
Tiger: Myelitis
That explains a lot. I too have Bill Gatesdeceitus
July 9.
I have BLACKMILLERLIGHT POX!!!! it's spreading all over my body....HELP!!!!! Where's Dr. Fauci when you REALLY need him!!!! I'm mmmmmeeeeeelllllltttttttiiiiiinnnnnggggggggggg