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Martin Doyle's avatar

That explains a lot. I too have Bill Gatesdeceitus

July 9.

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Cindy Sheehan's avatar

Me, July 10

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Martin Doyle's avatar

Crikey, that was close! A right pair of crabs!

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Joanna Perry-Folino's avatar

I have BLACKMILLERLIGHT POX!!!! it's spreading all over my body....HELP!!!!! Where's Dr. Fauci when you REALLY need him!!!! I'm mmmmmeeeeeelllllltttttttiiiiiinnnnnggggggggggg

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Cindy Sheehan's avatar

A tri or Quadra valent shot will definitely NOT clear that up!

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Joanna Perry-Folino's avatar

A bottle of tequila on the other hand......

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Donna Thomas's avatar

😂😂😂

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Kathy's avatar

White Epsilondecitis ... ugh, mine sounds "real" :P

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Cindy Sheehan's avatar

As real as Monkey Pox

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Kathy's avatar

Lol... true dat

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Donald Jeffries's avatar

Blue Miller Lite Pox.

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Cindy Sheehan's avatar

Sounds scary :)

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Kathy's avatar

cure in middle of disease? ;o)

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Marilyn Conway's avatar

Gray dead pirate pox.

A pox on them!

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Phoebe Sorgen's avatar

ha ha, you're so imaginative and funny. if we can't laugh, all is lost. if we can't laugh, what's there to save? if i can't laugh, i dont wann be in your revolution. anyway, revolutions revolve round & round. evolution is better.

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kevin ward's avatar

So much 'science' to choose from. I'm going with NASAnasty llama dust sushi de fauci...my password for everything.

Thanks for the hilarity. Much needed and appreciated here in the dirty southcal.

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RedStateNW's avatar

Blue Faustian-Pox! Devil 😈 went down to DC...

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Kris Graham's avatar

I've got Blue Miller-Lite Pox. Oh, shit!! I don't even like Miller Lite!

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DW's avatar

Midnight Blue Fuzzy Navel Pox! This variant requires Willie’s Reserve, no mask, no jabs.

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