The Thot Plickens

I am Obsessed with Days of Our Depraved Lives

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My mother was a HUGE Soaps fan. I didn’t spend much time in the house: winter, spring, summer, fall, we children were either at school, swimming, riding our bikes, or exploring the neighborhood with our friends. I do remember seeing bits of such shows as The Edge of Night and The Guiding Light.

After my first born Casey came while I was on permanent maternity leave. I would have our little TV tuned into NBC in the morning while I was doing new-Mommy and new-Homemaker things. I remember that there were reruns of comedies on in the morning, then around noon I would be sitting on the sofa, nursing Casey and watching TV when the comedies ended and the Soaps began. I couldn’t get up to change the channel (no remote), so I got hooked on Days of Our Lives very quickly. Also, very quickly with more babies coming, I got unhooked.

Today, I have to admit that I am hooked on the #1 Garbage People Soap called: Days of our Depraved Lives.

Do I care what two consenting adults do in their own love nests? Nope

Do I care when people commit perjury on the stand? Depends. If the person is a hypocrite and is investigating and persecuting someone else for being corrupt, then, heck yeah, I do.

This Willis/Wade scandal over there in Atlanta keeps me glued to the reports and analyses. I am officially obsessed and this is why I think all of the elements are important.

First of all, bringing RICO (Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organization) Act against Trumpy and his co-defendants seemed ridiculous to me at the face value. From my limited internet law studies, I have learned that RICO charges must first be preceded by “predicate” offenses.

For RICO purposes, these are considered “predicate” offenses. A person charged with a RICO violation must have been engaging in a minimum of two predicate crimes within a 10-year time frame.

These predicate offenses include:

Arson

Bribery

Counterfeiting

Distribution of a controlled substance

Embezzlement

Extortion

Gambling

Homicide

Kidnapping

Mail fraud

Money laundering

Robbery

Wire fraud

Witness tampering

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I am wondering which of these predicate offenses Trumpy and his co-defendants committed? Admittedly, Trumpy’s phone call to Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger (R) to help him "find 11,780 votes" and overturn the state's 2020 election results in his favor was a very dumb move to say the least, but, I recall seeing evidence of quite a lot of questionable election practices in Georgia in 2020, as well.

SMOKING GUN? ELECTION OFFICIALS EXONERATED THEMSELVES

So, both Wade, and then Willis, took the stand in the hearing to disqualify them from the RICO case on Friday, February 16th and perjured themselves under oath, saying that their romantic relationship didn’t start until AFTER Willis had appointed Wade to be a special prosecutor for the RICO case. Even if the affair did start AFTER Willis appointed Wade, isn’t that highly unprofessional and something Willis promised WOULD NOT happen in her office, if elected? The fact that Wade was basically an ambulance chaser before he became involved with Willis and had ZERO experience prosecuting felony RICO cases didn’t matter to Fans. The fact that they took many vacations and cruises that Willis apparently paid for AFTER he was appointed makes me question who exactly was working on the RICO case all that time?

Despite the apparent perjury, we learned from a P.I. hired by Team Trumpy, that cellphone tower records of Wade showed that he was in Fani’s neighborhood at least 36 times after receiving a booty-call from Fans. These times were roughly between 11pm and 5am: Before Nathan was hired and while he was still married. Again, I don’t care that they were involved sexually. It just demonstrates that two officers of the court spit in that court’s face—numerous times. Plus, it appears that they misappropriated and misused public funds for their relationship.

Friday’s court filing includes an affidavit from Charles Mittelstadt, a longtime investigator for defense attorneys. He said he obtained the cellphone data from AT&T through a subpoena.

Mittelstadt said he used the online tool, CellHawk, to determine where Wade spent his time in 2021. “CellHawk is considered by law enforcement to be the gold standard in cellphone records analytics,” Mittelstadt said, noting it is used by law enforcement throughout the U.S. and Georgia.

The affidavit says Willis and Wade called each other more than 2,000 times during the first 11 months of 2021 and exchanged nearly 10,000 text messages.

Mittelstadt said he focused on instances when Wade’s cellphone connected to a tower near Willis’ Hapeville address for extended periods to make sure he was stationary and not in transit. He said he did the same thing to determine when Wade was at his home in East Cobb County. ORIGINAL LINK

We who are obsessed fans of the show, Days of Our Depraved Lives were also recently treated to the Episode where one out of the three co-Special Prosecutors (who actually has RICO experience) John Floyd had donated $4300 to Fans’ election campaign (the Judge McCaffey had donated $150) and was rewarded with a high-paying, high-profile side-hustle with the Fulton County DA office.

Special attorney hired by Fani Willis to help prosecute Trump donated big bucks to her campaign

You’ll notice that in the world of Garbage People, being rewarded with a big side-hustle after giving big-money to a candidate is not “unethical,” but, “bad optics.” Okay, Garbage Karen.

The Three Ring Circus surrounding Trumpy is entertaining, but one of the main reasons, I think, this is so important is that four of the original 19 co-defendants took plea deals. Did those people believe that this was an actual case being prosecuted by ethical people?

The Swamp that Trump promised to drain, but didn’t, is trying to swallow him and Days of Our Depraved Lives goes to show us that corruption is not able to investigate corruption without expanding and swallowing everything. I live about 3k miles from The Swamp, but feel the decadence from here.

Will all of this fascinating drama lead to Wade and Willis being disqualified. Will it subsequently lead to the dropping of the case against Team Trumpy? Will something completely surprising emit from this swill? Stay-tuned.

Grab the organic popcorn, I am breathlessly awaiting the next Episode of my favorite Soap!

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